Mom: I need (some cash) because (someone) did (something) and I need to pay her.
me: I did (something) and you didn't give me (that much cash). oh, but, wait. You did give me a car. and you pushed me out of your body, so really I should be grateful. You gave me life. So I should say thank you.
Except, for when I hate my job. Then it's all your fault.
Mom:
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a meditation on the nature of work
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