worker appreciation day

From: [the administration]
To: All
Subject: Worker's Appreciation Day!

Have dinner at the [eating place] today and say thanks to the [organization] staff who keep our [organization] running. In honor of our dining workers and Cape Verdean Heritage Weekend, Cape Verdean cuisine will be on the menu so be sure to come try some cachupa, jagacida, codfish & more!

As you move about the campus today we encourage you to show your appreciation for [organization staff :)

fear full

someone went to an administrative office. people often do that. on this particular day
my stomach completely knotted up. all day, waiting for security to come and escort me out and firemyass all over again.

true story

really?

job offer

oh

conversation

Mom: I need (some cash) because (someone) did (something) and I need to pay her.

me: I did (something) and you didn't give me (that much cash). oh, but, wait. You did give me a car. and you pushed me out of your body, so really I should be grateful. You gave me life. So I should say thank you.

Except, for when I hate my job. Then it's all your fault.

Mom:

not only all about me

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